Ok this should be my final post, I chatted with Voultar and managed to get it working.
The last part of the puzzle was lifting pin 50 on the VDP which is the redundant subcarrier.
You might not be able to tell from the photo but it is razor sharp and not even a hit of jail-bars to be seen in any light.
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